Lord Bassington-Bassington is already aboard the Basset revolution. His Lordship thinks you should join him. Get your propaganda from here.
Thursday, 23 June 2011
Bassetocracy now!
Lord Bassington-Bassington is tired of your man-made political ideologies. They have failed because they are just as defective as the naked apes that made them. It is time to hand over the reins to someone with better priorities.
Lord Bassington-Bassington is already aboard the Basset revolution. His Lordship thinks you should join him. Get your propaganda from here.
Lord Bassington-Bassington is already aboard the Basset revolution. His Lordship thinks you should join him. Get your propaganda from here.
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But be aware of those who wants to wag the dog, my dear Basset!
ReplyDeleteDogs can be wagged, yes, that's a common argument against autocratic systems of government. But a Basset is a hound, not a dog. And anyway, Bassets are way too heavy to be manipulated by way of its tail.
ReplyDeleteI hereby pledge my unmitigated support of the glorious Lord Bassington-Bassington. The wisdom of this glorious leader is only overshadowed by his unflinching moral standards, his comminment to relentless progress and the peace and prosperity gained under his rule.
ReplyDeleteThose who would thwart his rule and the good of the people should beware! As a stalwart sentinel of his people, his mere existence gives pause to the enemy!
We, the people, cadres, schoolchildren, students, peasants, workers, foreign military advisors, doctors, teachers and fishermen join unanimously in the vigourous call: Denounce Clearly the Enemies of Progress! Fight Courageously the Fat Cat Imperialists! Down Unequivocally With the Evil Frogs of Reaction and the Baboons of Recidivism!
OBEY THE BASSET!
My dear Mr. Grønseth, I thank you wholeheartedly for your show of support. You will be among the first to be presented with the bow tie that will be the mark of supporters of the New Hound Order!
ReplyDeleteI just hope your reference to "Fat Cat Imperialists" wasn't a coded anti-felinistic message; we here at Bassington Manor are quite favourably disposed towards felines, but are of course concerned about the power of felines in international banking.
With all respect to the Lordship, I AM the fat cat Imperialist, The Evil Frog, The baboon (hairless) of Recidivism (whatever that is) and I will NOT apologize for being so. Since the Lordship is more and more leaning towards the nasty habbits of communism, the red tyrany, the oppression of the workers. I feel obliged to stand against Lordship discourse and express my annoyance and dissatisfaction. Sincerely the fat cat baboon.
ReplyDeleteDo not fear, Mr. Baboon. There will be room for everyone in the New Hound Order, as long as they accept the new management and obligatory bow ties.
ReplyDeleteAlso, there won't be any Communism. I stand against ALL man-made ideologies and Communism is just marginally more unrealistisc than the notion that a free market can take care of everything. Under the New Hound Order there will be a certain free market (tailors, cobblers and milliners work best on their own) but the production of gourmet dog biscuits will be in the hands of the Basset State.
ReplyDeleteI abase myself and humbly clarify my views: All cats, frogs and baboons have a place in the Glorious New Hound Order! The unintended slight to felines, amphibians and (furred) primates was unintended!
ReplyDeleteFat cats however are a drain on the healthcare and food supply of the people, and sent to mandatory fitness and cuddling camps. And of course frogs and baboons found guilty of seditious activity are sent to reeducation camps making sneakers for the US market!
Apology accepted, Mr. Grønseth. You are still in our favour.
ReplyDeleteCuddling with Bassets will be obligatory for everyone. If anyone dares to complain about slobbering then it's straight off to camps where they learn to appreciate drool.
Mr. Groensett I will not be submitted to cuddling camps and mandatory fitness clubs. These are merely a product of the reality TV sir. Neither will I bleach my teeth or use any type of tanning creme. I am a fat white cat and perfectly happy with it. My baboon and frog activities are things I inherited from my grandgrandgrandfather's nearest friend. I will fight til the last minute rather than having them sent to some reeducation camp somewhere in Nebraska. Other than that thank you for taking me into the warm boozems of Lordship sosiety.Sincerely fat cat baboon.
ReplyDeleteWhat! Vigorously denounce the reactionary impulse of the somewhat overweight feline! Correct the backsliding of baboons not properly inclined towards general welfare! Subject the evil frog to politically charged campfire songs to acoustic guitar till he recognizes the error of his ways! The Basset will not be thwarted!
ReplyDeleteNow, now, Mr. Grønseth. The coming Bassetocracy will be a revolutionary new form of politics, but it will be implemented in a most gentle way. When exposed to huge amounts of tweeds, brogues and gourmet foodstuffs, people suffering under today's regime of sportswear and fast food will see the error of their ways and embrace the New Hound Order.
ReplyDeleteSociety will reach new heights, but it will waddle towards them at a leisurely pace.