The rumours have been circulating for a while now, so Lord Bassington-Bassington would once again like to put the record straight: His Lordship is not planning a pop career under the name Lord Baba.
The following picture, produced by notorious Internet busybody Sara Dee, has been circulated as proof of these outrageous claims. But come on! Obviously the picture looks nothing like Lord Bassington-Bassington. The ears are... And the 'tache. And...
Well, alright. It is the spitting image of His Lordship. But jumping Jehosephat, it's still not him!
Not Lord Bassington-Bassington. No. Nein. Njet.
That Miss Dee should keep an eye open for Basset assassins in the future.
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