Lord Bassington has a deep and abiding interest in various religions, ranging from Satanism to Sufism and with a special passion for various expressions of the Christian traditions, be they conventional, more novel or utterly out there.
When the push comes to shove, though, Lord Bassington-Bassington remains a Caninist of the secular variety, waddling through life without any faith in gods or an afterlife.
So finally, here is a theology that even a Caninist and Atheist can get solidly behind.
(Photo from the Interwebs, thanks to Fraulein Frost for the tip).
Yes, we know. Lord Bassington-Bassington is on a fast track to Doggy Hell.