Because Lord Bassington-Bassington thinks there has been too little Chap-Hop on these Chronicles lately. And because it's a song about tea. And because it's Vinyl Appreciation Week here at Bassington Manor, and this video demonstrated proper scratching technique.
And now, if you would be so kind as to excuse Lord Bassington-Bassington, he has to go and wave his paws in the air as if he just doesn't care.
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