Wednesday 26 May 2010

A summery shrine to Tsathoggua

These Chronicles will, in all likelihood, take a break in publication for the duration of the summer. Lord Bassington-Bassington would like to wish all his faithful readers (yes, we know there is something wrong with that sentence, but we haven't got the heart to tell His Lordship) a good summer, and would like to share this snapshot of His improvised shrine to Tsathoggua, the Toad God.

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  1. My secretary has a very big and pressing deadline coming up, and claims that he needs a break from taking dictation. Also, he says his right front paw hurts from what might be carpal tunnel syndrome.

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  2. They don't make secretaries like they used to ;-)

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  3. Tell me about it, dear chap. It's impossible to get good help these days!

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  4. Gustav Beowulf of Lulubelle wishes You and Your folks the very best for Summer! And hopes His Lordship hasn't forgotten His appointment at the Basset Waddle in Hokksund.

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  5. Awww he holds his tummy in the same way Mad Mullah does ;)

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  6. Ah, I hadn't noticed that! I know that our beloved Mullah works tirelessly to spread the teachings of the Prophet, but perhaps there is a small place in his heart for the Toad God as well?

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  7. Looking closely at the satanic verses (sura an-Najm 53:19-22), it is obvious that the Prophet is hinting at the existence of great Old Ones (from the stars i.e. an-Najm) - though they remain nameless. These can easily be identified with Cthulhu, Azathoth, Hello Kitty and even Tsathoggua.

    I do believe I have this theology thing down! Allahu Akbar!

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