Thursday, 5 April 2012

Waxing poetic

Having problems getting your whiskers in order? Do stray hairs get in your coffee cup or food bowl? If so, you Bounder Extra-Firm Moustache Wax is the solution!

His Lordship really recommends these small tins of handmade wax, scented with Caribbean rum. Though the advertising blurb "tested on gentlemen, not animals" is a bit misleading, as Bounder's wax is now thoroughly tested on Basset Hounds.

And Lord Bassington-Bassington just noticed that Bounder produces small unbreakable mirrors. Surely something worth getting!

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