Wednesday, 20 January 2010

Neofolk lookbook: Mr. Bell of Birmingham

Lord Bassington-Bassington first saw Rupert Bell at a Sol Invictus concert in London.

While there's usually a few interesting-looking people at neofolk concerts, and top hats aren't that uncommon (neofolk tends to attract a certain gothic element), but it's rare to see people wearing top hats and have the full Victorian evening kit to go with it. So Mr. Bell, whom His Lordship had no idea who was at the time, struck quite a figure.

Later, while snooping around the miraculous Webatron, Lord Bassington-Bassington ran across Mr. Bell there and was immediately impressed by his self-presentation. It's Mr. Bell's fault that Lord Bassington-Bassington has joined the New Sheridan Club and, in fact, a few of the pictures below are from the outings of this most exclusive (Lord Bassington-Bassington had to fork out five pounds to join!) club.

Not only that, His Lordship was so impressed with Mr. Bell's wardrobe that he felt it was time for another neofolk lookbook.

So, dear readers of the Chronicles: Look, learn, and imitate. This is how you dress for a walk in the park or night at the club.

And if you're in the general Birmingham-y or England-y, area, or anyhere really, consider attending Mr. Bell's upcoming burlesque event, Dawn of the Black Hearts. Sadly, Lord Bassington-Bassington is stuck somewhere entirely different then.







While there is undoubtedly much to be learned from Mr. Bell, the picture below clearly ilustrated how even the most perfect gentleman's figure might be ruined if one does not behave like a gentleman.

Manners, Mr. Bell! Manners!

Monday, 18 January 2010

Where cats go at night



Lady Mju's publication of T.S. Elliot's hymn to the Jellicle Cats made Lord Bassington-Bassington reflect on another writer who had an appreciation for the feline.

That H.P. Lovecraft loved cats is no secret, as he penned a plethora of tributes to his feline friends. His short story The Cats of Ulthar should be compulsory reading for cat lovers. How can anyone resist a description of the feline such as "the Sphinx is his cousin, and he speaks her language; but he is more ancient than the Sphinx, and remembers that which she hath forgotten?"

But Lord Bassington-Bassington, also great admirer of the feline family, is especially fond of another Lovecraftian paean to cats, namely a passage from short novel The Dream-Quest of Unknown Kadath.

This passage starts when protagonist Randolph Carter finds himself on the dark side of the moon, surrounded by strange, alien – and hungry – beasts. In other words: in a difficult position.

Then through that star-specked darkness there did come a normal sound. It rolled from the higher hills, and from all the jagged peaks around it was caught up and echoed in a swelling pandaemoniac chorus. It was the midnight yell of the cat, and Carter knew at last that the old village folk were right when they made low guesses about the cryptical realms which are known only to cats, and to which the elders among cats repair by stealth nocturnally, springing from high housetops. Verily, it is to the moon's dark side that they go to leap and gambol on the hills and converse with ancient shadows, and here amidst that column of foetid things Carter heard their homely, friendly cry, and thought of the steep roofs and warm hearths and little lighted windows of home.

So if you’ve ever wondered where your cat goes at night – now you know.



(The model at the top is the ever-photogenic Azazel Katt, adopted son of Fraulein Frost and her Evil Biker Dude).

Saturday, 16 January 2010

Italian Neofolk: Spiritual Front


Dominik Tischleder, one of the world's leading writers on neofolk, once observed that Italy was the country where neofolk music was taken to interesting and inspiring lengths. It's an astute observation, so we here at the Lord Bassington-Bassington Chronicles will be casting our eyes southward a bit in the weeks to come. Starting with Spiritual Front, a band which keeps getting better and better. Musically, Spiritual Front has come a long way, from being a pretty typical run-of-the-mill neofolk band to their current incarnation, which owes as much to Nick Cave and Johnny Cash as it does to Death in June and Weimar Berlin.

They're also a superb live band, and understand the importance of dressing stylishly when on a stage.

Enjoy!





The quality on this last clip is a bit dodgy, but the song is one of His Lordship's favourites, so it felt necessary to include it.

Monday, 11 January 2010

Bow ties and the American gentleman



Lord Bassington-Bassington prefers ties for stylish occasions, but it's always been clear to him that some day he would experiment with bow ties. And last week, His Lordship purchased his first bow tie. We're sure The Dodologist will claim credit for this development, tireless champion of bow ties that he is, and he surely deserves to be recognized as an important influence on His Lordship's tastes. But an even bigger influence was the picture above, which is taken from one of Lord Bassington-Bassington's favourite books on style, Jeremy Hackett's excellent Mr. Classic.

Anyway, it's when you decide upon your first bow tie and bring it home that the fun really begins. For under no circumstances should you buy a clip-on. But how do you tie the bloody thing?

Luckily, the Interweb comes to the rescue, and YouTube is awash with instructional videos on how to tie bows.

The two videos below might not be the best in terms of instructional value. In fact, they seem to be meant for people who just need their bow tie skills refreshed, not for freshmen. But they are certainly the most charming. While His Lordship is an avowed Anglophile and has an ambivalent relationship with American style (there is something strange about a people who refer to suits as “sacks”), there is something to the old-fashioned American gentleman that always manages to melt the heart of any old-fashioned Basset. And those Southern accents are to die for.





Oh, and there is also this video, but Lord Bassington-Bassington feels that it’s useless as an instructional video for any heterosexual male, as one’s eyes tend to wander away from the tie.

Friday, 8 January 2010

The Queen of Eldritch Horror

In his years of being interested in things that fall a bit outside the cultural reference points of TV and U2, Lord Bassington-Bassington has encountered quite a few unique individuals. Of all these, Wilum Hopfrog Pugmire has been one of the most unique.

W.H. Pugmire is nothing less than a gay Mormon punk rocker (with a penchant for drag) who writes Lovecraftian tales. And as if that wouldn’t be enough to capture Lord Bassington-Bassington’s attention, Mr. Pugmire is one of the best practitioners of the Lovecraftian tale in the world today. Even if Lord Bassington-Bassington has set out to become the leading Norwegian expert on Lovecraft (a bit like being West Sahara's leading ice skater), you needn’t take his word for it. For in his work The Rise and Fall of the Cthulhu Mythos, S.T. Joshi, the world’s foremost authority on Lovecraft and his literature, hails Pugmire as “one of those rare authors who can channel their literary influences while at the same time remaining profoundly individual”.



Personally, Pugmire refers to himself as "the Queen of Eldritch Horror". And so should you refer to him.

The Queen resides in the American city of Seattle, Washington, and in a recent email to Lord Bassington-Bassington, he explained that because of some recent health problems, he is now “basically staying home and living the life of a recluse.” Which, of course, makes him even more Lovecraftian, as The Gentleman of Providence also preferred to keep to himself most of the time.

Mr. Pugmire was kind enough to take some time away from his fiction to answer some questions. So this is the first in a series of short interviews here at the Chronicles. The idea being that there should only be three questions, ideally one of each of the Chronicles' core subjects - culture, style and religion/philosophy - to not steal too much of these excellent people's time and energy.



– There are a lot of writers who write in the tradition of H.P. Lovecraft. But you’re one of the few Lovecraftian writers who can really make the genre your own. What’s your secret?

– I believe my success as a modern Lovecraftian author comes about from staying true to my vision of wanting to write mature Lovecraftian weird fiction. Composing such fiction is my focus as an author. I want to write tales that are authentic homage to Lovecraft, and I want to write tales that delight other fans of Lovecraft's tales.

– My tutors in this genre are those who knew Lovecraft in life, mostly as a correspondent, and who fell under his spell and wrote stories in what was then the new tradition of the Lovecraftian tale. Thus, when I write my stories I'm not only influenced by Lovecraft but by Robert Bloch, August Derleth, Carl Jacobi, Donald Wandrei, Joseph Payne Brennan, Fritz Leiber, Ramsey Campbell, Clark Ashton Smith – it is a rich tradition! But mostly I return to Lovecraft, cull my inspiration from his tales, writing direct sequels or taking little bits from his tales and expanding on them in my own way.

– Because I don't care about commercial success, I am free to write exactly the kind of story that I want to write, in exactly my own style. I've been writing these tales for many decades, and as I mature I write tales that are uniquely mine own, yet utterly tainted with my Lovecraftian Muse.

– My invention of the Sesqua Valley is an absolute gold mine – its possibilities for stories has no limit, because anything supernatural and Lovecraftian can and does happen there. One of the books I am writing now is a collection of stories inspired by the weird fiction of Robert Bloch – yet it will be an extremely Lovecraftian book, for Bloch is my direct link, through correspondence, to H. P. Lovecraft. Of course, one of the main helps has been that we are living in the age of S. T. Joshi. His books of editing Lovecraft's texts (fiction, essays, poetry, letters), especially his annotated editions from Penguin Classics, and his highly esteemed friendship has been fundamental in inspiring the best of my writing.



– You dress in a very flamboyant and unique style, which it is tempting to describe as ”Lovecraftian punk drag”. How important is style to you, and how do you go about creating your own style?

– I have always loved dressing up. As a kid I used to walk around the neighborhood in a variety of monster outfits of mine own invention. My first job was dressing up as a vampire for the Jones' Fantastic Museum, where I taught myself the art of horror makeup. When I came out as queer it was only natural that I would be attracted to dressing up in weird drag, a combination of horror and gay transvestitism. Then punk came along and part of its appeal for me was that I could dress-up freaky in a wild punk way. Later I became a huge Boy George fan. All of those things combined.

– I rarely go out these days, so now I only dress up for my webcam when I record my video logs on YouTube for my MrWilum channel. It is, for me, very punk, this dressing up any way I want to, as is my determination as a writer to write absolutely the way I want to, to be a Lovecraftian to the core, to do it all “my way”. Punk rock has been a foundation of freedom in my life and has given me the guts to live on my own terms. To do so gives me great joy. The child I once was still lives within me, and my dressing up is actually a very innocent form of self-acceptance.



– You were a lapsed Mormon, but have recently been re-baptised into the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints. There seems to be quite a few Mormon Lovecraftians (like Sandy Petersen, creator of the Call of Cthulhu role-playing game). What is it with Mormons and Lovecraft? Could it be that there are certain similarities between Joseph Smith’s vision and that of Lovecraft, not just that both were extraordinary visionaries (Harold Bloom hails Smith as an “authentic religious genius”), but in that both present a world with a rich prehistory unsuspected by mainstream science, lost documents of great importance and so on?

– I've never considered that there is a link between being a Latter-Day Saint (a Mormon) and a Lovecraftian. Early Mormonism is filled with folk magic, and one of its strong appeals to me now is that it is indeed an extremely strange religion, much as the modern LDS leaders want to stress that we are a “normal” Christian religion, not freaky at all.



(Mormon temple in Washington, D.C.)

– The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints is indeed freaky and cool and disturbing and infuriating and liberating. Returning to the church has been an extremely strange adventure, and I love it. But the main reason I returned is because I had an uncanny supernatural experience while praying, a religious epiphany that I cannot explain or ignore – and it was that titanic and emotional experience that made me return to Mormonism after twenty-five years of excommunication.

– We have, as Latter-day Saints, our very esoteric ways – our temples and our rites, our sacred Book of Mormon, the golden plates found by Joseph Smith, buried in a hillside on New York and revealed to him by an angel. I find all of this extremely easy to believe, and I believe it all absolutely. Perhaps it is this function of belief that helps me to write tales of Lovecraftian horror that are, in their own queer way, authentic and convincing.



Mr. Pugmires publications are available in various outlets, such as Amazon. If you have the slightest interest in modern horror or Lovecraftian fiction, you owe it to yourself to investigate them.

Thursday, 7 January 2010

Epic noise fail

We like Internet memes here at Bassington Manor. We particularily like these memes when they can be combined with something we love.

And while he has always had an ambivalent relationship with noise music, Lord Bassington-Bassington has enjoyed quite a few noise bands through the years. One of these bands have been Survival Unit, one of a plethora of excellent electronic acts from Northern Sweden (Kammarheit being another example).

This track, accompanied by images from a medical film about schizophrenia, is a good example of the sonic world conjured by Survival Unit.



But Survival Unit were not just known for their brutal audio assaults and adherence to the tenets of cultural terrorism, they were especially infamous for their confrontational performances. A short video from one of these performances, where things went a little - wrong, has been circulating around the Interwebs for a while now. It is, honestly, hilarious.



But it wasn't until the video was combined with one of the best memes of all time that it reached the brilliance that you can observe below.



Luckily, Lord Bassington-Bassington knows from personal experience that Survival Unit front man Kristian Olsson is not only blessed with a range of artistic talents, but also with a great sense of humour. So he feels confident that Mr. Olsson won't retaliate by invading Bassington Manor and staging a performance in the sitting room here.

Though that would be entertaining.

By the way, Mr. Olsson is not only noise artist but also works in collage, and continues his work under names such as Alfarmiana. Some of his work can be enjoyed here.

On a final note, Lord Bassington-Bassington has suggested that Lady Mju, who has played keyboards for several bands, purchase a small keyboard to keep in her purse and play His Lordship off whenever he does something stupid. So far, she has refused. Lord Bassington-Bassington suspects she is just afraid that all the playing she would have to do could cause carpal tunnel syndrome.

Monday, 4 January 2010

New year, new plans, Jingle Bones



(A wintery view from the window of Bassington Manor, courtesy of Lady Mju).

Dear readers:

It’s a new year (a new decade, even), and time to figure out what to do with the Lord Bassington-Bassington Chronicles in the year to come.

The Chronicles have been in circulation for a year now, and have attracted a small but select following who have provided a lot of encouragement. Thank you all for your clicks and comments, but the most heart-warming compliment was possibly when Lord Bassington-Bassington was referred to as a ”long-eared Lucifer”.

As a result of this, Lord Bassington-Bassington has decided to keep dictating these Chronicles. More or less in their now-established form, but some new developments can be expected. For example, the Chronicles have developed a format for mini-interviews with various interesting and inspiring people. The first of these interviews has already been conducted, and will be published whenever Lord Bassington-Bassington finds it appropriate.

In the meainwhile, here are two quick updates on what's happening in the world of Lord Bassington-Bassington.

Firstly, readers of these Chronicles who have not already done so should immediately check out the latest issue of Jingle Bones, or Knokkelklang as the original Norwegian title is. This excellent publication, which features contributions from a range of Lord Bassington-Bassington’s friends and colleagues, features material both in English and Scandinavian languages.

Secondly, readers within travelling distance of Oslo might want to mark January 28th in their calendars. This day marks the year's first instalment of the Heretical Cellar, the club Lord Bassington-Bassington is involved in. Not only that, this particular Cellar also marks the release of acclaimed Norwegian novelist Torgrim Eggen's new book, which is the first work of fiction to feature His Lordship's secretary as a fictional character!



Expect more posts on this blog in the days to come. In the meantime, things are a bit difficult, as Little Storping in the Swuff is covered in a thick layer of snow. This presents certain problems whenever His Lordship tries to leave Bassington Manor, for, as the film below shows, Bassets can have problems dealing with deep snow.